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Drinking Ads

You know who I think is at fault in this AD ? EVERYONE!

dont just sit back and watch some one being stupid when they are pissed , get up and do somthing.

What a day

So today started like any other except since I have been sick I have lost a bit of weight. Now that would be all good except now my jeans need a belt to keep them up properly but this morning I was running late so left for  work sans belt. That was mistake 1. ( but its really funny)

The day it self was pretty average and was suprised when my partner came to town to pick me up. So on the road home I noticed the car seemed to be heating up in the slow traffic but when we started going it cooled down so I just made a B line to get it on the motorway. That was mistake 2

As soon as I thit the motorway I thought everything would be fine as the traffic was moving but oh no the car stalls and wouldnt start. Here i was stuck on the merging lane with 2 kids and a dead car pissing steam everywhere. This is where i decided to open the door and push the car to the side of the road. As i started pushing the car and sterring it I felt my pants creep down then all of a sudden two guys ran over to help push which was awesome except by that stage the car was really moving , door shut, I was on the outside kids on the inside , trying to steer it and my pats almost around my knees and hundreds of people flys past watching as i try and pull up my pants and getinto a moving car. Suprisingly I didnt fall over and run my self over but that have been a easier option to end the day.

So with the car pulled over we put the hazard lights on and poped the bonnet to see whats going on , turns out the fan fues was blowen. A call to state road rescue hoping they can simply get me a fuse and i would be on my way but how wrong could i be.

About 30 minutes later a tow truck turns up and i explain i dont need a tow I need a 20 cent fuse but no i get a tow or nothing. Up the car goes and off we go to the next exit and get put down at Shell johnsonville. Just so happens this was the same service station I worked at about 7 years ago , top job I assumed the guys that worked there would be half as helpfull as I used to be every thing wold be fine. Oh how wrong was I ? turns out the guys there were as usefull as george bush in a war. I walked in to look for a fuse and couldnt find one, then I tried asking the muppet at the counter but he couldnt understand english i was tempet to ask "dirka dirka ma-huck ji heab?" but thought better of it.

So a walk abound the meca that is johnsonville to find a frigen fuse abut the only place that stocked them was at the other end of the empire. About 20 minutes later I get back to the car a notice the harard lights sill going abeit dim ...

In goes the fuse an d dir dir dir oh no. The rest is boring .

HTTP Status Code

http://status-code.com/

Here is a list of status codes , now if some one made a site a like this and linked to an explaination of each code it would almost be a resouce.

I lost a domain :(

So the last few weeks I re ignited my idea for a website , several years ago I brought pricewse.co.nz, but was knoced back with finda and ferrit , suddenly i got a freash idea I could have macked it with this domain but some how orcn dropped the billing on the domain and i never kept the email address up to date.  So I guess this teaches me but it wont stop me. Time to start learning php.

Good luck to the new owner looks like you already have a few domains there , and if any one has any ideas for a domain name please let me know

What ever happened to communities?

When I left the mighty wairoa I thought every thing would be for the better. While I was growing up there I kept asking myself why on earth would any one want to live there.

As I grow older I start to notice what I left behind and why people shifted to places like wairoa. For starters there’s the obvious, cheap housing and land. It has a nice river and there is a lighthouse practically in the middle of the town , far from any sea. Its also central to areas great for outdoors people like hunting, fishing and growing weed.

But the biggest thing I miss is community, I remember countless town activates like fundraising for a set of jaws of life, fund raising to help MR Shaw get another helicopter and all the coming together when cyclone bola wiped out our bridge.

I cant help but start to feel lonely in this dog eat dog world I now live in.